Wednesday, September 14, 2011

DUKE NUKEMFOREVER.!!...OR... why are we so afraid to admit we like it dirty sometimes.

Whats up fellow gamers! Its that time again and as i promised i will be reviewing a game i think did not get the fair credit that title deserves.As you may have guessed this jewel in the shit covered ruff is Duke Nukem forever.I read the now (standard game store magazine) and some reviews around the net after having played the game on both normal and hard mode, and i was shocked to find that people were calling it depraved and boring.Well it does have its share of potty humor but the thing i find so funny is that these people are denouncing the game simply for these childish jokes.The facts are there to support the depravity but who does not enjoy the occasional Caddy Shack or even american pie type humor? I have to say i laughed my ass off for the first half hour of that game as it is VERY self aware as well as very well written for a game.The game play is nothing you have not done somewhere else but its SOLID really solid to be honest,and while being honest this game is made for the fans of duke,so basically take it for what it is.DID YOU LIKE DUKE NUKEM 3D? well if you are a fan you will love the graphical upgrade as well as its firm controls and non stop laughs. The interactivity is mind blowing to be honest, you can touch everything!...even poop...The game stays fresh with constant one liners and driving sections in between major story points.The one real downfall of this game is the horrible load times...i mean fucking awful! Like a full minute some times! I suggest even if temporary that you upload this disk before you even play it,TRUST ME its still slow.The multi-player i admittedly did not play but i have heard good things from like minded people.The achievements are as funny as the game, referencing iconic internet memes,even one of dukes pals is named LEROY JANKINS! LOL,basically because of some shotty reviews dkf is like 30 bucks brand new at GS so pick it up and give it a try.if not there is always game fly!

I spent about 30 hours total on this game and loved 90 percent of it,go out there and have some laughs and tell your snooty gamer friends to lighten up lol

2 comments:

  1. Sir, I just wanted to say I appreciate someone, you, for finally standing up for this game. You're absolutely right about all of it really. The game play IS solid and the jokes ARE childish, but that's Duke Nukem, I don't know why or how anybody could have played this game and not expected it, it's almost what makes the game. It's a decent game in my opinion and there need to be more people saying as such.

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  2. thanks a lot bro!! i appreciate you too!! THANKS FOR READING!!

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